Danny Masterson

Dirt Merchant

David Faustino

Sponge

Brion James

Detective Harry Ball

David DeLuise

Sly

Julie Benz

Angie

Jenna Jameson

Holly So Tightly

Tim Thomerson

Jack

Anthony Michael Hall

Jeffry Alan Spacy

Dale Godboldo

Zeke the Geek

Carlos Alazraqui

Ronny Orlando

Wade Carpenter

Johnny Decay

Lisa Arch

XTV Reporter

Lee Arenberg

James Earl

Elon Gold

Blood Banker

Anne Getty

Poetry Girl

Tommy Hinkley

Mort Huskins

Suzanne DeLaurentiis

Jake's Secretary

Simon Brook

Rock Star

Boyce

Rasta

Kirsten Holmquist

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